Wednesday, February 23, 2011

the orange juice massacre

holy taquito, the fucking second we get orange juice at the store more than half of it goes straight in my mom's ginormous water bottle. are you shittin' me?! thats the stupidest thing ive ever heard of, the house hold orange juice is suctioned up by none other than one person, my mom. ughhh, i try not to talk bad about my mom because i know she's been through a lot of shit in her life, and hearing other people talk bad about their moms irritates me because im 80% sure their mom is A LOT better than mine, but sometimes its just too much. not the orange juice, that would be ridiculous to be this dead serious about, but just her as a person. i dont have any real connection to my mom other than that she gave birth to me.
merrrr..

2 comments:

  1. dude why do people have to drink all the orange juice? what the hell i want some too. LOL jk cuz i always take like the entire carton of juice and just drink it through out the day... Juice is whats up =) and HOT POCKETS

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  2. faaaak yess! i can drink a shit load of juice ahaha, and eat hot pockets alllll day!

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