inflatable caterpillar crawl

do you remember those giant inflatable caterpillars you used to run through as a kid? those things were the shit! i wanna buy one so i could just own it(: then i could crawl through my caterpillar whenever i wanted! i could hot box that thing!! i could see that as an opening to a stoner movie, a couple of people holding the opening flaps to the caterpillar, and a bunch of people running out along with the biggest cloud of smoke! im gonna make a stoner movie, me kim, megan and priscilla are all gonna make one. just like cheech and chong movies, that'd be hella funny. we could do it.

time travel

its an interesting theory, being able to travel backwards in time. many people would like to go forwards, but that is pretty much impossible. the future isn't determined yet, and the slightest action could shift the hole future as we know it. in order to travel through the space of time you must be going faster than the speed of light. that velocity of light is sooo fast that it actually moves slow. the time that you're in a different time zone is traveling three times slower than the present time, so when you return to the normal time it would be a completely different century. its time travel, but technically its only an illusion of it. you appear to have traveled to the future because you're from a different time and still your age when you return to present time, but all you've really done is live at a different pace, a slower pace.

meowmermeowfuck

I had to give my cats baths today, and none of them have ever had a bath before. Well I hosed Tigger down one time because she was completely covered in mud, you couldn't even see a speck of orange on her anywhere, but I don't consider that a bath. I washed Fancy and Abby because they have fleas and I wanted to kill the mother fuckers. My cats flipped the fuck out! I bathed them one at a time, and both cats ran in place in the water filled tub while scooping large amounts of water into the air and onto my clothes. Cats were not meant to be washed, but sometimes they need a helping hand(:

Are you also frightened

Would it be just like I'm dreaming
My mind steaming
A fight too strong
To tag along.

Would it be just like I'm flying
Worlds colliding
A black hole strikes
Despite my likes.

Would it be just like I'm struggling
My thoughts juggling
Give in to you
I think I do.