Souuuuuuup!

I was heating up some chunky grilled chicken vegetable and pasta soup the other day. The soup was done in the microwave, so I took it out and went to smell it. Out of nowhere, I felt this stinging sensation followed by a popping sizzling sound. The soup broth had popped and hit me in the face. I didn't think anything of it at first, but when I went to wipe my face I felt the skin peel off. I decided to go check it out in the mirror in my bathroom, and sure enough there were two holes burnt on my chin. Who the fuck gets burnt by their soup?! It's stupid! I will never again sniff my hot boiling food that comes out of a heating device.