inflatable caterpillar crawl

do you remember those giant inflatable caterpillars you used to run through as a kid? those things were the shit! i wanna buy one so i could just own it(: then i could crawl through my caterpillar whenever i wanted! i could hot box that thing!! i could see that as an opening to a stoner movie, a couple of people holding the opening flaps to the caterpillar, and a bunch of people running out along with the biggest cloud of smoke! im gonna make a stoner movie, me kim, megan and priscilla are all gonna make one. just like cheech and chong movies, that'd be hella funny. we could do it.

time travel

its an interesting theory, being able to travel backwards in time. many people would like to go forwards, but that is pretty much impossible. the future isn't determined yet, and the slightest action could shift the hole future as we know it. in order to travel through the space of time you must be going faster than the speed of light. that velocity of light is sooo fast that it actually moves slow. the time that you're in a different time zone is traveling three times slower than the present time, so when you return to the normal time it would be a completely different century. its time travel, but technically its only an illusion of it. you appear to have traveled to the future because you're from a different time and still your age when you return to present time, but all you've really done is live at a different pace, a slower pace.

meowmermeowfuck

I had to give my cats baths today, and none of them have ever had a bath before. Well I hosed Tigger down one time because she was completely covered in mud, you couldn't even see a speck of orange on her anywhere, but I don't consider that a bath. I washed Fancy and Abby because they have fleas and I wanted to kill the mother fuckers. My cats flipped the fuck out! I bathed them one at a time, and both cats ran in place in the water filled tub while scooping large amounts of water into the air and onto my clothes. Cats were not meant to be washed, but sometimes they need a helping hand(:

Are you also frightened

Would it be just like I'm dreaming
My mind steaming
A fight too strong
To tag along.

Would it be just like I'm flying
Worlds colliding
A black hole strikes
Despite my likes.

Would it be just like I'm struggling
My thoughts juggling
Give in to you
I think I do.

je ne sais pas

je ne suis pas sûr qu'écrire de, donc j'écrirai dans le français. mon jour était assez stupide. la plupart du temps j'attendais ma mere de descendre de l'ordinateur. j'ai écouté de la musique pendant quelque temps. je suis assez sûr pour Noël je recevrai un téléphone cellulaire, je suis formidable excité. je n'ai pas eu de cellule depuis une longue période. je ne peux pas attendre de faire la nourriture française dans la classe française, ratatouille, la tarte aux pommes et plus. bien je suis fait avec mon blog français, goodnight chacun.

Dreams

They are so weird. Your dreams are supposed to mean something, like a message your brain is trying to tell you or something/someone you often think about seems to appear in your dreams. Most of my dreams make me wonder what the fuck they're supposed to mean. They usually make absolutely no sense at all. I've had this one dream at least six or seven times before, not all in a row but spaced out. It shocks me at how exact the dream was, exactly the same every time detail for detail. It started out as me at my condo in Livermore. Out of nowhere, it seems that gravity had stopped, but only people were floating around. I would float up my stairs to find my mom floating above her bed as if she were lying down. Dreams that you have over and over again are supposed to mean that whatever message is within it is very urgent. The dream is trying to get it's point across, but what kind of message is held within this dream??

Delicious Taco Salad

the best fucking food in the world! i make a mean taco salad. all you need is lettuce, avocados, olives, tomatoes, black beans, cheese, hamburger meat, tortilla chips, and sour cream. mix all that shit together and eat the most delicious meal. it's one of my personal favorites. well don't know what else to talk about... today is national pick on priscilla day!! my dad made this joke a few weeks ago saying pick on priscilla day was on the 16th, and sure enough we all remembered that today was that holiday. FUCK!!